If cars had human names, what would certain cars be called?

"not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada) 01/03/2016 at 00:59 • Filed to: the fucking ideas i get at this time of night

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I’ll start.

I think the Pontiac G6 Coupe would be called Doug. Just because. Not the sedan though, that’s called Carl.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/03/2016 at 01:09

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DeMuro?

Every Civic Si would just be called “bro”

valsidalv, reminding you that infiniti is an option > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/03/2016 at 01:09

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Ryan. A bit edgy, kinda cool, but not of much substance.

jkm7680 > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/03/2016 at 01:12

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Nah b, that Pontiac would be La’Quisha.

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/03/2016 at 01:15

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Pat,because that sounds like a 50 year old lesbian.

Urambo Tauro > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/03/2016 at 01:17

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For the Porsche 911, “Phyllis” comes to mind.

But why? Did I see a movie or something where someone named Phyllis drove one? Shouldn’t “Sally” have been my first thought? So I ran a search to see if there had been any significant connections between the name “Phyllis” and Porsche:

This is “Phyllis Yes”, and one of her art projects, titled “PorShe”. That pattern you see is more than a printed wrap. The entire car is textured with that design, as you can see on her Wikipedia page .

I still don’t know why the name came to mind; I’d never heard of her.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/03/2016 at 01:20

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Pierre.

Wobbles the Mind > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/03/2016 at 01:26

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Reginald or Bernard.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Wobbles the Mind 01/03/2016 at 01:34

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Sir Reginald.

Wobbles the Mind > pip bip - choose Corrour 01/03/2016 at 01:51

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Sir Reginald P. Digglesby III, Sr.

Svend > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/03/2016 at 02:03

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Some already have human names, such as:

Opel Adam

Opel Karl (Viva to Vauxhall)

Renault Clio

Renault Zoe

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/03/2016 at 02:08

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Justin. Like most Justin’s it is trying to hard to be cool, but the end of the day it is a total POS.

Also that is my brothers name, so I like to make fun of it when ever possible.

Mark - Sixpots None The Richer > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/03/2016 at 02:30

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Richard “Tiny” Johnson

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/03/2016 at 03:48

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A jetta/GLI should be named 'Erica' because that's a typical hot college frat girl name

gmctavish needs more space > valsidalv, reminding you that infiniti is an option 01/03/2016 at 05:05

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I worked with a guy named Ryan who had one of those

gmctavish needs more space > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/03/2016 at 05:07

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Kevin

I have no real reason why

Vicente Esteve > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/03/2016 at 09:19

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Vladimir

GE90man > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/03/2016 at 09:39

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“Dick”

GE90man > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/03/2016 at 09:42

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TheJWT > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/03/2016 at 10:43

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Brayden

NJAnon > not for canada - australian in disguise 01/03/2016 at 18:41

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Toyota Corolla - Trent (the devils name :P)

Nissan Sentra - Joe

Mitsubishi Eclipse - Nancy

Dodge Avenger - Jim

Honda Accord - Cain

I focused on bad cars first, sorry about that.

Ferrari 458 Italia - William (its hard for me to find a lady name for any ferrari)

Dodge Viper GTS - Paul

Chevrolet Corvette - Lindsey

Porsche 911 GT2 RS - Luke

Bugatti EB-110s - Bartholomew

Pagani Zonda - Victor